In a statement Trump condemned the protests and expressed his hope the German authorities would be able to come up with some kind of final solution for this problem.

Okay, time to gawk at some of his dimes

Sorry about that. To provide balanced coverage I will write a “Person From New England Isn’t An Idiot Or Racist” article at some point in the future.

“It was a stupid decision. I hope nobody wants to do the same because it’s wrong. I’m sorry.”

What my intention is and your reception of what I write may often miss the mark. I’m not going to be angry with you if you don’t get what I write.

I can’t decide if these editors notes are serious attempts at gaslighting or if Amar is just Ryan Lochte’s blogger pen name

Well, he’ll always have the job at the gay bar to fall back on

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

Striking out from your knees on a humbling pitch is better known as “a Kendrick Lamar fan”

Hmm. Abad pitch that wasn’t.

The Gendarmerie are on the lookout for a redneck Mary Poppins escaping on foot.

Make sure it’s engine oil you’re adding.