That would be awesome if his dad could throw to him in the HR derby. It would remind us of our dads throwing us BP, getting progressively more frustrated as he can’t get one over the plate, getting pissed at us because we didn’t groove the one fucking strike he threw to us, then throwing a a brush-back pitch possibly…

Who cares what this evil piece of shit has to say? His lies and insincere platitudes wouldn’t change a thing, and he’s a lauging stock in the eyes of the world.

It’s a little known fact that Goose Gossage also had a son who was once a hell of a hitter, too. At least he was until he finally got sick of Gossage’s brushbacks and constant threats to ‘put one in your ear’ if he kept crowding the plate...

Par for the course for our national embarrassment.

If your only chance of scoring is hitting the catcher so hard he drops the ball it probably isn’t a clean baseball play

Unorthodox strategy by the Bears but at this point you have to try anything to keep someone in a Packers uniform from crossing midfield.

Disgusting that the Bears would treat a team owner like this.

PSA: If you strain this hard during your Deuce you will blow an O-ring.

If the federal registration of a trademark makes the mark government speech, the Federal Government is babbling prodigiously and incoherently.

Awful news for Washington sports fans. First they lose the Supersonics, now this.

Can’t believe a bunch of racists won a decision in Washington DC.

Just further evidence of the Deep State sabotaging the Trump agenda.

Zack Hample gets denied even getting blue balls. This is not surprising.

Zack is getting dunked on in the replies, and he’s resorted to snitching

Hate to say it but Kershaw was wrong in this case. He should’ve said, “Sure!” and hit Hample in the nuts with a 98-mph fastball. It was Father’s Day, after all.

Very fishy to me. As a Navy veteran, I can tell you that on top of all the highest technological radar and early warning equipment, our ships have more people on deck with binoculars than the stands at a NASCAR event. I honestly can’t see any legit reason this could happen.