That picture is from a Geico commercial.....I swear.

Pictured: XFL Referee

Well, let’s be honest....he has yet to pass a battery of tests to prove that is true.

Tasing is one thing, but the other form of police currency is far more prevalent.

Well, you should know that in Buffalo, tabling your differences means something entirely different.

“I am not running away from anything, I am running toward something.”

At least now a player named “He Hate Me” makes sense with Trump in office.

At least Zidane is accepting responsibility, unlike other high profile managers who blame the players.

“Whew!”

Maybe he thought he saw the Trump motorcade in The Cyber.

Totally ridiculous.

Hair Farce One

Hmmm, and yet Ed Hochuli brazenly displays his guns with no recourse.

My understanding is that there is a lot of Cox on Twitter.

The Bucks Stops Here

every time our fudge-brained president Trump gets his dick stuck in the fax machine

“Fuck the Patriots!”

Nice, but I am sure he is not the first to score with the Cup.

CitrOwned

“Are YOU an Athletic supporter?”