I used to have some affection for you, Philly. Now you deserve to be smacked in the balls with a cheese ladle. Go swim in a dumpster pool, fuckheads.

Voted Best Carp Flop

“I’m not celebrating his resignation. It’s a lose-lose situation,” she said in a phone call with CNN. “I’m not celebrating his resignation but we also can’t tolerate hypocrisy. We can’t have our leaders saying one thing and doing another.”

Damn.

What can Brown do for you?

What do you think ‘Make America Great Again’ is all about and why did it resonate with a specific demographic?

However, he was far from fully contrite. He calling himself a “champion of women,” and insisted that he was still innocent of some of the charges against him. “Some of the allegations against me are simply not true,” he said. “Others I remember quite differently.”

Rarely do you find a person who’s last name echoes a gut feeling about them.

Moore’s generation of white people can’t die off soon enough.

Boom!

Despot Cheeto (sung to Despacito)

Jimi Approved

If they haven’t learned anything from California, it’s that the Leafs are just fuel for the Flames.

Devo - [I Can’t Get No] Satisfaction

“Looks normal to me.”

Proof that the whole ‘12th man’ thing is shit.

Flab Or Gas Ted’s Montana Grill

Stands For Flag, Player Suspended

“Horse shampoo?”

Proof that you can Wright a wrong.