This whole taking a knee thing has gotten out of hand.

“Definitely in the red.”

So that is what semi-Noel feels like.

That last feed by Arriola to Wood was perfect.

“Oooh! Burnnnnn!”

Excellent ball across by Walker.

In this instance, Morgan’s reference to SWAT was actually for Single White Alcoholic Teammates.

“Keeping with the theme of being on the outside, they provided seating for LGBT and non-whites.”

That, and to protect him from being pelted by rocks and garbage.

Barely anyone there....wonder if he will tweet the opposite, like his fake inauguration crowd size. 

“Little Out Of Whack” is also Trump’s pet name for his penis.

He also looked like a drunk giraffe on roller skates

I hope the pilot of Air Force One instead drops Trump and Melania off at Vieques and leaves them there.

Thanks for not letting this drop, Patrick.

You’ll Never Waste Apples

One of my favorites from my youth:

Well, at least the .gif is proof that he still manages to remain upright.

Straight Outta Crompton

Man, he should really take guidance from his wife, who has to deal with tantrums by multiples of eight.

‘Remake Your Jumper’ sounds like a marginally successful enterprise somewhere in London.