Man, he should really take guidance from his wife, who has to deal with tantrums by multiples of eight.

‘Remake Your Jumper’ sounds like a marginally successful enterprise somewhere in London.

Hard to believe the Panthers are undefeated at 3-1.

Collins In NYC, Ranked

After hearing about the failure of Boo A Prayer, the Vatican, in a rare reversal, cancelled their Halloween service, Scare A Prayer.

Normally, one would be tempted to shower afterwards, but there lies the quandary.

Reminds me of this:

One of the few times when the over/under in Vegas is obvious.

“Whooooo?”

More like No Black Activism.

Ghost - Square Hammer

Soooo....stick Spence, and none the richer?

That was a Geoff Cameron USMNT Special.

Could be worse, the donkey could have rolled into a bar with a Mustang.

[watch highlights of match]

Merl Code, used to run the EYBL

Unfortunately, like Trump....it’s all about the base.

Bettman, flanked by Flames

“A phased plasma rifle with a 40 watt range.”

“We prefer ‘banana-curved’, thanks.”