No one’s gonna fall for it.

You’re really bad at this

You know we can all see your comment history, right? You’re not fooling anyone . . .

How many 600 lbs actors are there? At a certain point prosthetics seem like the only reasonable option.

Oh, come on, I’m sure you can find a way to excuse this.

I hope writing this comment made you feel good, because I stopped reading it one sentence in and I can’t imagine anyone else getting much further. But thanks for making an accounting just to post this thing that no one is gonna read.

Good thing the guillotine is color-blind.

Yeah, instead let’s root for the little guy: Amazon.

Well, that’s your mistake. None of the current crop of Root writers are what you’d call good (while the typos can be blamed on the lack of copy editors, the sheer amount of malapropisms is unforgivable) but Candace stands head and shoulders above the rest, not just as a bad writer, but as a bad person. You may…

Wait, are you two seriously not the same person?

I didn’t even know who Quinta Brunson was until the all the media brouhaha surrounding this bit. I cannot be alone in this. If anything, Jimmy Kimmel had only prolonged her spotlight and made it more prominent.

“Black creators of color”

You’re making a whole lot of assumptions based solely on one undeniably true assertion made by the commenter: that Hillary Clinton fucked up. The proof that she fucked up is that she lost to Donald Trump.

Hillary lost to Donald Trump. That has to make her, objectively, the worst presidential candidate in American history.

There’s no apostrophe in that. The correct spellings are ole and ol’. Not ‘ole. The apostrophe goes in the place of the missing letter(s).

“I am pretty woke”

Calling a person “body positive” is so much more offensive than just calling them fat. It comes across as real condescending.

lol. Triggered?

So what are you gonna do about it? Post more?

Louis C.K. is Mexican. Does that make him a person of color?