Good thing this isn't high school basketball or Coach K would be on the chopping block after whippin' the poor, little, hopeless Tunisians by 80 points...

Can't really fault Washington here. The Kobe joke was ad-libbed after the original script referenced the dune buggy gang from the 1980 made-for-TV O.J. Simpson flick "Detour to Terror".

If you watch this long enough, you can see Vince Coleman's head make an appearance in the lower left corner...

Time for some research: When was the last time the Braves won on the same night as an episode of The Bachelorette?

Word is that the Joe Paterno statue has now turned out in Easter Island. Ahu Paternoriki now faces the southern Pacific ocean along with hundreds of other moai.

Looks like Columbus got slotted in the Group of Death. There is no joy in Cowtown tonight...

I think I'll join my Nigerian friends at the local soccer viewing center...

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Leonard also added that "things could have been different if she looked like Wonder Woman"

+1

Oh you didn't know? Morganella just purchased an original Rampage video arcade machine. He's venting his frustrations through the coin-op arcade classic. Oh...this was the Ryan Seacrest interview that didn't air...

Damn, my video feed froze ten seconds in...