Tell that to THIS guy:

Weird, in my experience, the friendzone is not gender specific. Very attractive guys also often have female friends who wanted to date them, but settled for friendship.

Do you mean I should personally change how straight women and men interact when one is romantically interested and the other is plutonically interested? Or are you saying I shouldn’t use that commonly understood word.

Oh no Hannah...

Yup.

Step one treat her like the hooker she is.

Anytime I have heard a woman describe a guy as a “genuinely nice guy” that guy has proceeded to remain in the friend-zone for the remainder of their relationship with that girl.

“It’s easy to like James T. for his convincing incredulity and for being someone is not Chad and also not talking to or about Chad.”

Yep. Be genuinely nice, but have a strong sense of self and convictions.

Can we just change the sub-blog to The Inadequate Man and call it a day?

Yeah who wants to go to Vegas? I’d rather sip chamomile tea and do yoga on an isolated beach with a bunch of other man bun wearing douche bags.

i can’t stand the parents who write facebook posts to their small children. that kid does not have a facebook and can’t fucking read what is wrong with you.

I have a friend that has been exactly like this after his first kid:

We bet on sports. It’s fun.

My gf’s friend just had twins. This girl will mention something she put on facebook and if you say you saw it, she’ll come back with “oh good, I wasn’t sure that you had”. And has on more than one occasion asked why my gf hasn’t “liked” a baby pic. These people are insane.

I read so much about having kids, and the more and more I read about it, the less and less I ever want kids. But then I think “holy crap Zukka, what the hell is wrong with you, do you want be to that crazy old bachelor who ends up living on the top of a mountain alone?!” and then I think “maybe I should have kids- I’d…

yes but are there porchswings?

I personally don’t mind backwards caps in general, but I don’t like the look of it on the field, especially if only some guys are doing it. I just thought it was funny that 25 years ago, the backwards cap look was novel enough to be considered ‘futuristic’.

I’m at the point where my friends are getting married and having kids. You will lose me as a friend if you and your wife force me to go to 20 different parties for your baby in a year. I will also refuse to “like” more than 1 facebook post of yours in a single week. Yeah, little Mason just saw his first full moon, he…

I was reminded more of Reservoir Dogs. It’s a terrific ride.