Caps fan here. If they trade him and get 4 great players that allow them to get passed the 2nd round or even WIN the Stanley Cup, I would feel empty without seeing him there. I’d rather chance it and just keep him.

Last time I passed out after taking a shot my friends drew dicks all over my face with permanent marker. I had an interview Monday morning. Shadows of dicks landscaped my face.  

Should have just reminded him that he was a TSA agent

Not a republican but I am all for people that are below median income to be sterilized. Can Trump make that part of his agenda??? Don’t cut Medicaid but make it so it’s not a recurring problem. It would make more sense. I’ll show myself the door.

Because she is a woman driver

Haven’t seen defense that bad since I watched the NBA regular season.

You forgot don’t take an interest loan out on a car (depreciating value). Or don’t buy a car you can’t afford to impress all the people you hate.

I did this same quote in my year book as a white male 12 years ago. I was told I wasn’t allowed to walk in my graduation.

My wife would say that me and this game have a lot in common.

Would have been more fitting had he quoted Song from M*A*S*H

Title of article should be “Aaron Hernandez Quoted Savage Garden To His Fiancée In Suicide Note”

Why didn’t deadspin write about this when they converted all but 3 men’s restrooms to women’s restrooms during Taylor Swifts last tour?

There are no dirty plebs that ride the subway in Tokyo. The cleanest transit in the world. I would lick the floor of any subway in Tokyo.

If only they could help protect from sarin...