Police: “Freeze!”

Interesting! Also, I feel a little embarrassed that I didn’t know about something like that going on in my own proverbial backyard for so many years. Though obviously I’m not the target audience for something like that, so I guess I shouldn’t be too surprised.

I would buy this GPS...IMMEDIATELY

My first Melissa Etheridge concert was at The Greek in Los Angeles. The ratio seemed to be, at least to me, about 80% female, 20% male. We were walking to our seats and these two guys, early 20s, came barreling through the crowd and one of them slammed into me, almost knocking me down. I shouted “Hey!” like you do…

I don’t blame other countries for laughing at us. I would be laughing too if I didn’t live here.

Yeah I feel like everyone else is kind of already in a pretty good place. They’re all still being hunted, but Nomi and Neets just got off the hook with the feds. Riley and Will are already together, even if he’s haunted by Whispers. He’s getting a better handle on his abilities now and giving Whispers a taste of his…

YOU FORGOT THE NOMI/NEETS WEDDING EXTRAVAGANZA

They don’t care. I’ve said this in many a comment but it bears repeating - My father is a Trump supporter. My husband is a cancer survivor. What do you think my father said to me when I told him how worried I was about the Republican plan to eliminate the ACA? “Get over it or move to Canada.” My own father. He looked…

He’s the embodiment of “Don’t Wanna, Don’t Hafta.”

And in someways, it’s this microaggressive shit that’s worse. Like, if a dude were to slap my ass or straight up proposition me, everyone* would immediately understand that as terrible and be outraged. There’s some comfort in knowing the people in the room are all with me on that. On the other hand, when you just get…

It’s almost like, if unregulated, people running businesses do horrible things to save a buck.

You seriously underestimate his ability to rationalize this sort of shit.

It’s just smooth like a Ken doll.

Yeah, I grew up Mormon and there was a song all the kids learned (written for kids) about how you couldn’t wait to grow up and have lots and lots of babies. If eight is an appropriate age to declare you want to have at least six babies, than twelve is certainly old enough to state that you like people of your same…

I feel like it works only 1/2 the time. I also imagine it sits resting like a curled pug tail. Probably gets hardest when the Donald does the talking

IKR? I’m like “Why would you even?”

this wins all the things HAHAHHAHAHAHAH!

he has the voice of someone who would probably go down on you for hours because he’s so lucky he’s getting some action