At least when J.R. Smith uses Angel Dust he goes on a different type of shooting spree.

Wouldn't all players be guilty of this, as the results of NBA games are synthetically manufactured by a nefarious old white guy?

J.R. Smith isn't always so adventurous, but he figured he'd give it a shot.

You know Smith was out with all of his friends one night, and they were all like, "hey try this drug, it's super fly, man" and then he was all, "I can't, club friends, I'm in the NBA" and they go, "nah, do it because drugs are fun" and then can you guess what happened? He couldn't fucking pass.

since when is "laying the pipe" a suspendible offense?