"Quality emotions"? Fucking elitist jackass.

Except for the stand-up bits, which always (except for tonight, tbh) make me laugh.

I loved his whole list of ways to die. That's when you could tell he was already over the death.

^You should see Secretary.

Crazy Gibberish living up to his name ITT

Well she was really old, so, yea, I'd imagine it was weak.

Where's Mike R when we need him most??
"Last year, Mikami fired a blank with Vanquish - a highly polished shooter wrapped in a dopey, unambitious science-fiction world."

It used to run in syndication in the Bay Area right after the simpsons early last decade.

"Would a real samurai living by the code have kicked mud in his opponent's eye to beat him? No. But a pragmatic believer in social democracy would have so as to remove an unfit leader."

Completley agree with this post. I know some people that find this film hard to stomach because there is no subversion or critical comment of any kind within the film, so they have to either wholly accept or reject it. I love that kind of art, because there is no room for irony or critical distance, which ends up…

hm

To troll for attention?

^ James Bond?

> Just go read Scott and Dargis's article. It's a lot more insightful and seems like it actually knows what it's talking about.

Pshaw all you want, it doesn't change the fact that Bruce Willis kicking ass is much more believable, not wacky, then Angeline Jolie doing it. Except for Live Free or Die Hard, where it did start getting wacky.

Maybe most males were already burned by Znyders previous shitty films, so we knew better. Though to be honest I've yet to meet anyone of either gender that expressed any interest in that movie one way or the other.

No
That was terrible.

After I read that sentence of Noels I knew the comment section would be full of bitter losers getting angry at the huffy elitist and his highfalutin lifestyle. Teenagers given a positive outlet to fully develop = ANGRY NERDS!

i fell asleep watching swordfish, so even with all that stuff happening, it was still boring.

^Idiot