SOMEONE PUT GOPRO ON THAT TRACK NOW AND UPLOAD VIDEO TOMORROW.
PLEASE DO NOW.

This gave me a raging Banner.

Men online pissed off at being beaten by a woman, now there's a shocker.

The fact that this pun went over my head makes me endlessly sad.

I am totally astounded because that really is a pretty great idea for a power. I had been assuming he'd just get some sort of ridiculous extra power to make him even more ridiculous or rad (energy forearm-blades or something), but this really works.

HOLY SHIT DUDE I JUST GOT TICKETS TO THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE PREMIERE WANNA GO?

How far would you go to correct your pet peeve? Would you you create a computer program just to find it?

Would you you create a computer program just to find it?

Would you you

you you

It will always be cool in certain parts of North Florida and Alabama.

Dude, that will look great with my tribal tattoo.

... except you're not standing by the road, you're standing well out of sight, watching a recording of it. You know the actual event happened a while ago, but you're only seeing it now. (In other news, the tiny people in your tv set aren't real...) So you can see the cards fluttering down to the floor, but know…

Engineers are wizards.

I hope every one of those people find their future self-driving cars always take them to the wrong side of the building.

It bugs me that the "tallest building rights" are based on ornamental things, and not top floor; even though I can sort of understand why from an architectural reasoning. Unfortunately we are now getting super tall building designs where the top third of the buildings are just wasted space and unusable but are…

Sort of bigger phallic shaped structure...

The fact that this is a real company with money and not another William Gibson novel is astounding.

LOVE this touch here.

They finally got a bigger boat..

Wow, it almost doesn't even look real.

0. Most revolutions fail.