Of course he won! The butler keeps putting the ball back on the table in the same exact fuckin’ spot!

As promised in the Facebook post, Toyota of Rockwall later announced that Rebecca Rawl has indeed sold the car, to a gentleman named Daniel Rawlz.

I have to routinely open my Dreamcast to adjust a tiny screw that stabilizes the GD-rom drive. Worth it for MvC and Jet Set Radio.

It is still not clear to the family how Malachi got his hands on the dangerous weapon. Stephens said that he got the gun from a friend who got it from someone else. Investigators are looking into finding out who originally had the gun and passed it to the friend, the news station notes.

Inspiring. He sounds like a genuinely nice human being. And he passed away at a place he clearly loved. Rest in peace, Mr. Kim.

And no wagon and/or diesel version? Why are you even reporting on this? Does it even come in brown?

Thats barely enough to merge on my daily commute.

Is this the plot to the next Fast and Furious movie? Dom and crew turn into pirates and hijack the ships to prevent them from falling into enemy hands, then The Rock shows up for no reason and they drive cars from end to end at WOT, but it still takes 37 minutes?

Hey man, you never know. Maybe bicycle riding was, like, really intense back in the 1870s.

Papa, I believe it’s time we discuss the next step in my driving carer.

Don’t forget “sir, put your hands behind your back.”

And even after all that they sully the trunk lid of my $300K car with a cheap looking dealership badge.

You don’t even have to be loaded to be treated like royalty. I was test driving Cadillacs, Toyotas, Hondas, Chevys, BMWs, Audis, Mercedes, and even Dodge before I made up my mind on which car to buy. BMW had the best experience. They treated me like an respectable adult and were very kind. They let me my dumbass…

And even after all that they sully the trunk lid of my $300K car with a cheap looking dealership badge.

When I get loaded, people call me “sir” all the time. Usually in the context of “please calm down, sir” or “sir, you will need to get down from the table”

This is your first kid, isn’t it?

Has any reader seen someone kicked off a plane for farting? I’d like to hear about it. I’m sure the culprit would deny it and the evidence, while recirculating in the cabin, would be tough to pin on someone.

That’s a lot of words for not caring.