Oh fuck right off, asshole. Your whole post just reeks of ignorance. “Just report it! Cut off all ties!” Seriously, you have no fucking idea how idiotic that sounds, especially given the reality that doing so would have ended her career.

Yeah, no. The thing that happened is most definitely not “mostly harmless”.

Ah yes, the old, ‘they never should have gotten into the relationship to begin with.’ I bet you love trotting that one out in front of Christy Mack, and the multitude of other women who have been beaten by their boyfriends and husbands.

I particularly “enjoy” the line about “When I kiss a girl I don’t ask first because I don’t wear a pocket protector.” So I guess consent is for nerds?

Yeah, this incident is the big reason why I have no problem believing that he did this and not that he has a crazy ex-girlfriend. Grabbing someone’s private parts to show dominance without their consent is not okay. And then he goes out of his way to try to act like he did nothing wrong.

In a related incident, Malka bragged about groping a woman who asked him to buy her a drink in Spain, and then aggressively defended it. He comes off as a total dick:

Wouldn’t matter since her allegations weren’t the only ones, Satan.

Probably those people should not accuse me of cluelessness, then, since that information is available right at the top of the screen.

There’s literally not one single mention of PCs in this article. I am not a PC gamer and do not intend to be one. What in the absolute fuck are you talking about, you crazy person.

I am not a tech writer.

So ... what you’re saying is, what’s wrong with this article is that I’m correct about the Xbox One being a bad product. Nice.

Well, based on the UN projections and scientist models that I’ve read, it’s not good. Predicted PS4 tray melt, Xbox One dryness, and possible game rationing. Of course you won’t see anyone talking about that at the debates!

what the literal fuck is the “current gaming climate?”

Yeah I knew about the backward-compatibility issue before buying it, and was prepared to accept that. The bit I wasn’t expecting was the bit where the fucking thing doesn’t work.

It was two red rings, not three, but in any case each time they replaced the console for free. When the topic of purchasing a current-gen console came up, the Xbox One seemed like the wise choice, if for no other reasons than that I was already paying for an Xbox Live subscription and it wasn’t quite as expensive as…

Please explain “the current gaming climate” in a way that will make me feel great about the fact that I brought home two Xbox Ones in less than 24 hours and neither one of them was able to be used as a game console.

I don’t write for a tech blog. What the fuck are you talking about?

God I hope not.

I want Albert to do video game and system reviews forever, and to have defensive gamers come on here and entirely miss the point in perpetuity. Can this be a regular thing?

These stories vindicate the course I took of bottling up my feelings, not discussing them with anyone, and not trying to pull off stuff like this.