“Because I can build a fully automatic Sten submachine gun with readily available components from Home Depot and the tools in my garage if I really wanted to. I just don’t want to.”

But we regulate Cocaine. Just because you can get it, doesn’t mean it’s pointless to make it harder to obtain. Maybe it doesn’t stop everyone, but I’d bet cocaine use would go up if it was sold at Walmart.

CK started to gross me out when it seemed like his self deprecation never resulted in personal growth. Everyone fucks up and it’s ok to admit that and make jokes, but eventually you start to realize this shit is a pattern and we’re not laughing at fuck ups we’re laughing at a guy admitting he’s shitty and not doing…

Uhhh... what?

up until about two weeks ago i was part of the group that excused big cat and pft as being different from the rest of barstool

Rule of thumb: if you refer to women as “females,” you’re just telling on yourself.

I’m still trying to find a rich person that’s not a total fucking asshole.

But who am I kidding, 20 something kids dying didn’t bring about any change. This act of terrorism won’t do diddly shit.

Swansea. Why am I not surprised.

Stay in school kids!

You’ve been under a rock. Just google drone prison.

She is the 2017 version of “Ow! My Balls!”

You want highlight truther takes that disparage some 20-year-old kid playing keeper for a Div-II soccer team in wherever the fuck Stonehill is? I’m here for it:

This isn’t about getting back together; it’s about his desire to have contact with her whenever he wants, however he wants simply because he wants it. He doesn’t care that he divorced her via text because he did what he did because he wanted to at the time.

I was on that flight. Here is my Verrit code:

Just goes to show you how much these glory boy millienials want to jack up threes instead of playing true, fundamental basketball. With that height advantage, a drop step in the post and a layup (no dunking, it’s disrespectful) would put him a lot closer to 100 percent. But he’s about the ladies he’s not about the…

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Go fuck yourself with having to jump in with your ‘it’s all the same on both sides’ bullshit. One group has a history of slavery, endemic and systemic racism, and a system designed to work against them. The other is mad they can’t be racist anymore. In case you missed it, go fuck yourself.

Fuuuckkkkkk that. And fuck you for even suggesting it. Why do nazis always get a pass for their violence? When can we look at a monstrous, sociopathic movement and not judge it for what it truly is?

• This person just hits all the Conservative checkpoints.