It’s the matrix!

I love how the half-witted republican Bible Belt crowd reminds everyone that there’s freedom of speech until....

Whenever I see an allante, I always need to ask if those are the production tailights, or just ruined by condensation.

What does it matter how many beans you count? Does it really provide you more happiness to know what 3rd gear ratio is for an Acura, or that it’s power to weight exceeds the Camry by a few decimal places? It’s like describing every surface irregularity, crease, and colour variance of a turd. And, for the record, my…

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You’re neglecting basic physics. When I’m out there with SUVs and half tonnes, you’re gaddamn right I want some weight.

We don’t need another fucking Corsi stat. Jesus.

Are you fucking body shaming everyone? It’s glandular, dude.

Dude. That’s just fucking stupid for the types of cars the system lives in. What person is going to do this with their kids in the back? What person without the need for family hauling is going to buy these giant mounds of boredom? Fucking dumb if it was truly intended as you describe.

Don’t worry. Nobody cared to see this hunk of scrap anyway.

*Rolls go on forever.

Assuming anyone is going to shove it into someone that has tits at their knees.

I guess you she’ll have to pick her poison. Either a dullard in the sac or a lifetime of loneliness.

Vanilla Bottas is so square that he’s never heard a fart before. Jesus.

Perhaps think about the future. Eventually, shit will be sagging, dicks will go limp, there will be stents in arteries, colostomy bags, broken hips, and all manner of hell on earth that will make you wish that you were dead instead. Do you have someone that you can stand to be around through all that shit, or was it…

He’s matured a lot this year. Not the same belligerent adolescent he wasn’t last year. Strangely, Vettel seems to have regressed and become quite the little bitch. I really like him, but it’s a bit hard to support an arrogant ass.

It’s such an odd situation to try a humiliation move and cite them for 1kph. That’s what pissed buddy off and got the complaint started. I know you want to spin yourself into a tizzy by arguing that the law is the law, but be honest with yourself and try to understand why most would view this as a fucked up way to…

Yeah, you just can’t fuck around with cops. Stop at a coffee shop, take a different route, anything, just stay far away and don’t ever pass or tailgate them unless you enjoy pissing contests that you’re not allowed to win.

Maca’s are great, no doubt. But, one of their products would probably be out of the top 5 of what I would buy if I had the money.

You know what means subjective?