Nope. Very few have. Given that teslas are consumer products, nobody that paid to unlock their battery has bought commercial software either.

Thanks for your profound wisdom about life. You mean to say that if have the choice of what to buy? What a concept!

This is brilliant! Clearly a response to stupid fucks looking to get more than they deserve.

Because I hate tesla.

Capitalism.

No, the arguement is value. Where else in life have you seen a software update cost that much?

Yeah, but the software update is several THOUSAND dollars.

You shit out your front? Please see a doctor.

“Now I’m sure that Kevin is shit hot at Call of Duty, but this one’s just a little bit above his pay grade.”

It’s a fair point, but is anyone really going to jump in to stop an unhinged cop? That’s a sure-fire recipe to end up dead.

I hear that officer Payne is going to be just fine. I don’t think he has anything to worry about.

Yeah! Security guards are just as good as police, so I don’t get it either.

I drove a Chrysler 200 once. SPEC-TACULAR!

Only thing worse is wet and cold.

Must have missed it. My bad.

There’s a South Park episode about the smug righteousness that ev drivers push at everyone. Probably fits somewhere in this conversation. I must admit that tesla is a nice product though. There’s almost no compromise and I find it hard to criticize the damn things.

I honestly thought the Schumacher family would do something to honour the moment. Am I being too critical by thinking it’s a bit classless?

Letterman used to do this segment called “will it float?” Often with surprising results. I’d like to see the tesla thrown in the pool.

Must be, because it’s pretty damn confusing otherwise.