I feel similarly about Vikings — Northern Europe people who brag about a history of rape and plunder and pillage bewilder me.

Is it hard being this dumb?  Or does it come naturally to you?

It’s AMAZING how shit works. They go from “Obama didn’t leave us a plan” to “Oops, my bad, he did leave us a plan” to “We had to make our own (even better) plan”.

“Oh, it turns out, Obama did leave a plan.”

It’s amazing how even in their fantasies they look like idiots. This pandemic came three years into Trump’s term, plus the transition period between when he was elected and when he took office. Even if the Obama administration didn’t leave a plan (which is bullshit), you are well beyond the statute of limitations for…

Slave masters and dead traitors. No other country romanticizes a group that tried to overthrow it like the US does. Oh and because it can’t be said enough...

And of course, the Trump Administration could not possibly have been expected to prepare for such eventualities as a pandemic in any of the (checks notes) ONE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED ELEVENTY BILLION DAYS since he took office.

America does teach the Civil War. The Southern states wanted to keep slavery, started a war over it and then lost.

Even if Obama had seen into the future and left behind the perfect plan for dealing with a once in a century pandemic, Trump would still complain because he’s a racist moron that has tried to undo or downplay everything Obama has ever done. And regardless, Trump has had 3 fucking years to draw up his own plans. It…

I mean unless the Obama plan came with sock puppets, animated drawings that made Trump look like a Superhero, crayons and was shown to him while eating KFC he and his collection of fuckwits would never have understood it. Anyone that thinks this man has the intellectual capacity to understand anything that doesn’t…

I would like to warn President for Life and Smile Model Barack Obama that if Mitch McConnell gets anywhere near his tiny behind, his feet should make tracks and run because McConnell will unhinge that jaw and swallow Obama like a python. 

and said the Trump administration had prepared its own pandemic report and exercises last year.

The Obama Plan was inadequate because it assumed that the people implementing it would have some level of basic competence. Not that it matters, since Cheeto Benito scrapped Obama’s pandemic resources out of spite because he is a fucking child.

Nigga needs to be -under- the fucking jail like yesterday. Having the sex talk with your adolescent son and family members does not somehow fucking segway into having grown ass adults performing sex on them. This isn’t some fucking badge of honor to be crowing about and homeboy is ether Trump level stupid, or...

Huh. So he’s OK with basically raping his sons and nephews? His siblings are cool with that too? Don’t let a kid feel comfortable in their own skin with the support of their public-facing family where cameras would’ve been shoved in her face making her feel a certain way even if they kept their support private…

One day we will have a healthy conversation about the emotional abuse black men go through over their sexual identities but it appears we are about oh five hundred years from that ever happening. For every Dwayne Wade there are about 2 million Boosie’s who think they can manipulate their male child’s sexual…

That’s a bold strategy to admit to facilitating child sexual abuse on video.  Is bold the word I’m looking for?

Mary Trump became ill after the birth of Trump’s younger sibling. Trump was but a toddler, and Mommy was swept away to the hospital where she remained very ill for months. So ill, in fact, that Trump’s older sister was told by Fred Trump to ‘go to school, and if her mother died, he would come and get her.’