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“The cassowary is rightfully considered the most dangerous bird in the world!” the zoo says. “Each 3-toed foot has a dagger-like claw on the inner toe that is up to 4 inches (10 centimeters) long! The cassowary can slice open any predator or potential threat with a single swift kick.”

I don’t know what to make of the rape charges. I can’t remember all the details, but the actual allegations sounded strange. That the charges were dropped fairly quickly, when he wasn’t even available to mount a vigorous defense, struck me as weird too.

There was a comic from the glory days of Def Comedy Jam who had a bit about this:

“I think what people are saying is that a lot of the cases involve parents who simply can’t be bothered or parents who are actively keeping their children from school.”

“Finding a solution that doesn’t hurt anyone is really hard. I know there are abuses, but someone has to force parents to do right by their kids sometimes.”

Can I play?!

WHAT THE FUCK

“It seems logical, that they are volunteering for whatever surveillance the monitors entail.”

See Conservatives? THIS is an example of what someone who isn’t a “Washington Insider” can do, provided that someone is smart, contemplative, and genuinely concerned* about the actual substantive concerns of the public.

I partly agree with, but only partly. I tip on a sliding scale for service that isn’t abysmal, even though I hate this system. Tipping for shitty service is a bridge too far though.

While I’m glad it’s true, the fact that they can’t successfully recruit qualified people to wear the jack boots and terrorize people (as many obviously want to do) is simultaneously confusing and hilarious.

Stephen...my man... Steve... I’mma let you finish, but I really wish people would stop repeating this: “...So as 2020 approaches and with no major victories to hang his red racist hat on...”

I would truly GENUINELY like to know what lawyer settled this wide ranging, clearly class action eligible lawsuit, with damages to who knows how many people, for figurative pocket change.

Did you mean this bit:

“This really isn’t even about crimes. They can’t even be honest about what the law says and why they’re interested in seeing the tax returns.”

“I’m trying to figure out how common it is for a police department to bill somebody for an investigation even after charges were dropped.”

I’m genuinely sorry that someone did these terrible things to you. It sounds like you have been getting the help you need to heal, which is a necessary thing many never attempt.

I agree that people aren’t going to have perfect recall, but this isn’t a question of if one was wearing a particular brand of shoe, or jeans. It’s not even about properly remembering a day or date, or the weather when abuse is alleged to have occurred. This is about the age an accuser was when abuse was occurring.

I acknowledge how difficult it is for me to conclude that MJ molested any kids. MJ and the Jackson five we’re a big part of the musical culture when I was growing up. The music is something I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to completely let go of.