For many of these white people calling the cops on black folks for no reason, the cops fall behind the “could been something happening” excuse.

“I’m 100% all for idiot insurance, i’d also take that insurance in the form of the annuity payments”

“Imagine this particular situation in reverse...”

“My name is Anthony A. You don’t know me from Adam, but I just read your article on Taylor Swift. Perhaps it is a stretch to ask, but I would like to have a verbal conversation with you to share my thoughts and hear what you have to say.”

Can we stop pretending that both of them aren’t mentally ill? PLEASE?

“It’s a shit situation because people can’t really stop them because it’s a PR nightmare while it’s just going to make things harder for those with conditions or disabilities support animals are proven to be useful for because dickheads who just want to bring their exotic pets with them are using dubious and contested…

Schadenfreude is the best freude... or something...

Wait... Not only has this woman directly stolen words and ideas from a real First Lady - Michelle Obama - she is now stealing words Michelle *could* have legitimately have spoken if Michelle had less class?

Eat a dick.

Regular bottle Hennessy is most def extra regular. I’d prefer to drink no name cognac, or Cirroc. Hell, I’d probably drink white tequila before I drink Hennessy, even though Anejo Tequila is one of my favoritist of all the liquors.

As a dark skinned black man, I can assure you that Mr Smoke Monday has beat many a fool’s ass for correlating his name with his complexion.

You are exactly right. Period. End of paragraph.

Lawd ha mercy... I get how jealousy and animosity often exists between siblings - biological and otherwise - but this??

DAMMIT, SLICKBACK!!!!*

“Yeah, but Kavanaugh is the real victim here, somehow.”

I hope M’man is successful in college, has a long successful NFL career, and an insanely long successful *public* post NFL career. If so I’ll praise his parents by repeating “FOR THE CULTURE!” everytime I see or read his name. If not, well.... Maybe they erred in the naming of their child...

Even as a man, I find that logic frustrating af. I get that the possibility of a loved one being among the small percentage of people falsely accused is troubling. But in what world is concluding that *all* accusations are false, even remotely the proper remedy for that?

They can! But has anyone presented a single shred of evidence that Dr Blassey Ford misidentified her attacker? I mean other than “ we don’t want to believe her”?

I actually had someone I’d previously believed reasonable hit me with “but she doesn’t even remember when or where it happened!!!” today.

As do I. He got dropped from one dept because he is ill suited to the job, yet after the inevitable disaster on his new job (his murdering a child), he is only fired because he failed to disclose shit which could have been easily found much earlier if they’d fucking cared to look?