“...these two attractive young women...”

I like the part where he lies about having a serious medical condition which would account for his previously lying about having serious medical conditions.

does it really matter that he’s a lying sack of shit?

This right here. Every other civilized country in the world has universal health care and it’s better than what we have. Full fucking stop. Anyone that is opposed to us having it here in the USA is either a complete fucking dipshit or is profiting from the status quo. End of story.

This is so funny to me as a (North American) Finn. There’s a phrase ‘torilla tavataan’ which is a gently mocking in-joke about how Finns are obsessed with any international attention, mostly because it doesn’t happen that often. For real. My mummo and äiti can tell me off the dome which famous people are Finnish, that…

her uncle and great grandfather had that respectively so I signed on

This stood out so much to me too. You got scammed man; just say you got scammed. You don’t need to come up with some kind of ridiculous genetic memory nonsense to go with it. 

Chelsea was there because she’s an assistant vice-provost at NYU and co-founder and co-chair of a multi-faith leadership group there. That group was involved in the vigil.

“Annnnd they’re off. Into the first turn is Mama’s Boy followed by Really, Him? and If Flour Was A Person. Now If Flour Was A Person is making their move, If Flour Was A Person is coming to the inside followed by No One Wants to Sleep with You and Another Privileged White Boy. It’s still If Flour was a Person, If…

Every time we’ve been told “this person will be the voice of reason, the adult in the room” it’s been wrong. Every time.

I actually believe he kept it on or near his person at all times. You don’t want there to be a galactic calamity and aww fuck I left it at the office.

A plot hole is, if Picard could go back in time to literally any moment in his past, why did he choose 30 seconds before Soren launched his missile, leading to Kirk’s death, and if when Kirk did die, why not just allow Soren to win, and allow the Nexus take them again, then just repeat until he got it right? Granted…

Well that’s an easy one. She didn’t know who Thanos was.

So it is like ESTA/eTA. The stuff us Europeans have to to in order to enter the US/Canada.

Before everyone goes wonky...

The weight limits in wrestling create some fascinating opportunities that don’t exist in other sports.

Yeah. "I don't want to disrespect her", but that's exactly what he did when he said he wasn't going to wrestle her. I also wonder why he's not getting more negative press for his chauvinism, but maybe i shouldn't be surprised. 

“accept unwanted physical contact with another person”

Literally me.