That is still one of my favorite books.

What’s the Matter With Kansas is a book, written by Thomas Frank about how what should be blue country has turned deep red because the GOP is reaching the voters through social issues. The Dems and GOP have nothing to offer rural America economically, so those voters are forced to decide over social issues (e.g.,…

It was racism and mysogyny. Nothing else. I do not buy “economic anxiety” one iota. To me, they are all new-age Nazi collaborators, and I will never forgive them for it.

Studies show that people and kids who have video games like to play them typically more than they like to sleep.

Someone tell us the last time a white protestant church in the south was attacked by “secularists”.

Don’t worry - I still have a day job.

A jezzie back during holiday season had a great idea - instead of Santa, his parents had deceased scientists “give” them presents, like Marie Curie and Carl Sagan. I love that idea. So, instead they’d say “Santa didn’t come to our house, but I got a pony from Robert Oppenheimer!”

“fuck yo couch” is the Number 1 comedy moment of my life I think. I can’t think of anything where I laughed harder and longer. Like many of us, my friends and I got YEARS of entertainment from those Rick James/Prince Chappelle/Charlie murphy bits.

OOH OOH DO BREITBART NEXT!!!

I don’t see the point of it. Why does making it unreal make it more magical? It’s just presents. I’d rather they understand their parents and family love them and want them to be happy than some phony magic man put you on his good list after spying on you all year. We’ll have to work on our wives more to get this done.

um................Santa. Is. Not. Real.

I hate the idea of Santa. My wife won’t let me taint our children with the truth until her approval, but if it were up to me, my kids would be the ones ruining winter holiday for all their future elementary age friends.

HOW IS THIS HAPPENING

ZANG

Extreme hydration is a myth. Think about our evolutionary history. Were African hominds pounding nalgenes all day? No. Neither should you.

I can see the promos in my head: “It’s thyme for the Spice Rack!”

Why is the entire professional press and news industry incapable of parsing that statement like you did? It’s so fucking obvious, yet everyone’s just like “oh well!”

My wife thinks OJ’s son did the murderin’

The Spice Rack starring Sean Spicer coming to you April 17th at 10 pm, Fox

The White House more likely.