Lighten up, Francis.

And here I was thinking that they are there to prevent people who are locked in the trunk from collecting their halos.

Know what a TLA is?

COTY

My point is that you have no empathy for your fellow man. That is the definition of sociopath/psychopath. That’s ok though - board room, prisons and mental institutions are full of those such as you. You’re not alone.

Does committing suicide on the steps of city hall count as a peaceful protest?Hey - he didn’t harm or inconvenience anyone else except for emergency services. 

I’m pretty sure that my Accord CVT will so just as fast in reverse as drive. I chickened out at about 30 mph.

Man, all off the big GM coupes of the mid-sixties were suave. Sunglasses were mandatory.

They need charitable contributions to buy a $15000 van 16 years after a debut album? There is a message in there somewhere....

It seems to me that the insurance company will be paying her exactly what the car was worth (minus the deductible that she signed on for). She can now take that money and buy another equally “old Soul” or whatever else she would like with it. This is how insurance works.

While the Corona has been the most reliable wagon on this trip, it also has a tendency to fall out of fifth gear (which McBride solved with a bungee cord)

If we didn’t have mosquitoes, we wouldn’t need bats. Fuck mosquitoes.

...and, more importantly, the Capgras delusion would no longer be an illusion.

...and there was probably one before this one.

Ignore the real moron in the room. There are no dumb questions [most of the time].

Hmmm...let’s put you in charge of the know it all courtesy desk.

I’d give you a star for the timely contraction, but I’m feeling curmudgeonly. If you had left the quotes, I would have had no choice. <wink> 

Between your ears?

Thank you!

Those factory fives don’t run 100K+ per year, do they? This is the very definition of false equivalency.