While wearing a helmet?

Awesome idea! If Nissan took their name off of more products, I might just buy one again.

I have an easy one.

He should have been forewarned, because...

It looked like he broke it because the forearm muscles were squished right to (and around) the bones, making it appear to be a new joint. I assumed that the forearm was busted too. Happy to hear otherwise.

Sigh....

Do I have to explain it? It’s in the vein of your meme (?). He has to rev it to know it’s running because he’s deaf from revving it. Also to keep a poorly designed and manufactured bike from stalling.

...because I’m deaf. Also, to keep it from stalling.

It affects both. Also, exhausts are pointed backwards.

All I’m saying is that if you believe that Tesla’s implementation of what it calls “autopilot” (as opposed to assisted driving) is going to get you where you want to go as you surf the web without incident, you get what you bought.

To be fair, Musk also didn’t provide a flesh and blood chauffer due to cost.

Went right over your head, didn’t it? Ever heard of “tongue in cheek”?

You missed it. I’m damned sure it was sarcasm.

I’m assuming sarcasm, but you had to start, didn’t you?

The only “car” I ever tired of was an F-150. Handled like crap, guzzled gas, was a bitch to park and, less importantly believe it or not, blew it’s own engine (main bearing failure).

In a country where some people believe that a white border around the periphery of a Stop sigh means it’s optional, some owners of Teslas will believe that they do not have to pay attention while on “Autopilot”.

My mom turned down a brand new 1968 390 Torino GT fastback in lime gold because of the limited rear view. I’ve never forgiven her for that.

Agreed. A related complaint - combined headlight/directionals! These days, I can’t see an approaching car’s turn indicator until it’s right on top of me. Maybe it’s my eyes, but I can’t be alone in this and that makes a significant portion of the population.

I’ve owned pickups and I’ve never gotten anywhere near what the manufacturer (Ford in my case) claimed for fuel economy.

I resemble that remark, Jethro.