As long as you asphyxiate them, it’s all good.

Correction - he’s a useful idiot.

Too soon? Have a star anyway...

Stretched rat rod? :p

He probably thought he had encountered a Maryland wormhole.

The car is barely damaged. That’ll probably buff out.

How did a “California car” rust this much? Where was it parked - on a beach?

Rat rod.

Call it a survivor and call it a day. Bring on the bids!

I imagine that you’re right. In that scenario, especially considering the two street lights above, I believe I would have stopped well short of a collision. So that covers the low-beam headlight issue. Still, the car should have switched to high beams for the benefit of the “driver”. Why waste her presence? It’s the…

Facebook and Uber. Just trust them.

AND he is a highly trained stunt pilot.

You know, I can’t help but wonder why the vaunted safety standard of the world (Volvo) has such shitty headlights. My Accord would have had her lit up some 100 ft further away.

Stop the contest! We have a winner! That is the most shameful thing I’ve ever heard (other than some of the shit I’ve done).

You need a drink. Really.

He never said that they were designed for off road use.

I missed it too ;)

Having Tom Magliozzi call me an idiot would have been the highlight of my wrenching hobby. Cheers!

A lot of them also have “fiber” cam gears. I never quite understood the reasoning behind this, but I’ve seen plenty of them.

Fuck the NRA because they want to help their donors put an AR-15 in the hands of anyone with a pulse.