Almost got by me...

Name checks out.

Having suffered a crippling depressive episode at 16 after an LSD binge 47 years ago (wintertime in Maine away from family and my home on Long Island), I can state with confidence that LSD does affect depression in a positive way. Unfortunately, the crash sucks bigly.

I can’t help but wonder what all of the EU steam is about. How much steel and aluminum do we get from them? I was under the impression that China, Canada and Russia were the big suppliers.

We get it, Chucky, we get it already. Many of us would leave if we could. Unfortunately, our country’s decisions would still follow us wherever we go. We can only wait for the next election to try and right the ship.

What?

Denali owners (and your friend) are the best (worst) examples of the wretched excess and waste that we Jalops rail about every day. They want it cause they want it, so give it to them! Shees. If you’re going to buy it, use it. They should be sentenced to a year in a Honda Fit as punishment. Really. It would likely…

So...was it cold?

There is actually a domestic competitor - the Cadillac ATS. The Caddy has more driveline options as well.

So if someone comes onto my private property and destroys it, the police cannot charge him?

I’d rather have AI run this country than the current administration.

As amazing as these wheels are, they look like high profile whitewalls at first glance. They would look a lot better in gloss black.

To be fair, the title is ambiguous. “Them” could be either the keys or the “items”. A better title would have been “Place Important Items on Top of Your Keys so You Don’t Leave Them Behind”. Then again, some would say that is nearly as bad.

As a passenger in one in Maine in March, I was mightily impressed with it’s handling compared to *any* American barge. You could feel the road without being battered by it. “Mine” was in black.

With bated breath :)

Is there a cow-catcher option?

If you want it to stand out, you can always get one in a dark blue suit with black shoes, sailor ;)

Nah, you’re just gettin’ old like the rest of us, sonny.

My cousin did IT at Manufacturer’s Hanover back in the ‘90s and you nailed it. The only time he interacted with a trader was when they needed something special at their workstation. Though he rolled his eyes at some of these requests, it wasn’t any different that the resent we feel every day at our jobs when having to…

So much this. Well written.