To be fair, the title is ambiguous. “Them” could be either the keys or the “items”. A better title would have been “Place Important Items on Top of Your Keys so You Don’t Leave Them Behind”. Then again, some would say that is nearly as bad.

As a passenger in one in Maine in March, I was mightily impressed with it’s handling compared to *any* American barge. You could feel the road without being battered by it. “Mine” was in black.

With bated breath :)

Is there a cow-catcher option?

If you want it to stand out, you can always get one in a dark blue suit with black shoes, sailor ;)

Nah, you’re just gettin’ old like the rest of us, sonny.

My cousin did IT at Manufacturer’s Hanover back in the ‘90s and you nailed it. The only time he interacted with a trader was when they needed something special at their workstation. Though he rolled his eyes at some of these requests, it wasn’t any different that the resent we feel every day at our jobs when having to…

So much this. Well written.

So much this. Well written.

Huge huevos.

We old men love a good rant. Rave on!

Seems likely to me as a ”bit” of a dick. It’s not just his humor - it’s his actual personality, folks.

*cough*

Point taken. Thing is, my Accord costs half as much, gets near 40 mpg and does what I need it to do 98.5% of the time. The few times it doesn’t, I can rent a Home Depot or U-Haul truck for $50 and get it done. If you need that capability more often, you are the true target demographic and I salute you.

No offense, but SUVs are still stupid and wasteful. Then again, after a visit to Sam’s Club where chocolate and snacks are selling by the ton to people too big to actually walk, I expect this type of waste. Hey - everyone is doing it! It’s a BMW and an SUV! You can have it all!

There ya go.

If you think it’s bad now, you should have seen it back in the ‘60s. Then again, the air was so polluted then, you might not have seen it unless you were *in* the rivers. I could barely see the skyline from a hill 10 miles away in Jersey. On many days, you couldn’t see it at all.

That’s not a Griffith. This is a Griffith:

The saying “He knows the price of everything and the value of nothing” applies to both ends of the spectrum - spendthrifts and tightwads. Here, we have million/billionaires that have so much dosh that that they have nowhere to park it. The solution is in the sentence, right?

Seems to me that teal is what happens when you have “fear of green”. Automakers have green aversion for some reason. It may not be the most popular color, but they could at least make it a choice. Instead, they sneak it in by blending it with blue.