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Nah, it just gives us liberals a bad name. It makes me want to slap a “Nuke a whale for Christ” sticker on my bumper.

I just find it odd that there is a smashed car at the base of a cliff with no human remains nearby.

Yep, the car was definitely missing, but *allegedly* stolen. We know what was reported. We don’t know if the owner was behind on his payments.

Because front wheel drive?

Lighten up, Francis.

I was just telling a story, Matt...

Don’t worry - with this tax cut, the rich will finally be satisfied and never ask for anything ever again. From now on, we regular folks get all of the attention.

I was doing work on a house for a guy who had a bobcat caged in his living room. That thing sounded nothing like a common cat or even a wildcat. It roared once and, let me tell you, it was a roar. I was outside the bay window where is was caged and I felt it in my bones. I’ll never forget it.

There is only one real pie, and that’s apple strudel.

If madmen didn’t destroy them, rust would.

Bears? Compared to this?

You had me at “concealed”...

To my way of thinking, any car with an automatic is uninvolving. It sucks that this is our sports car future. I’d rather be a hairy-armed caveman (insert Roth Rat Fink art here) with a stick shift.

There ya go - delete that cheap looking mesh grille and substitute horizontal bars. Huge improvement.

Guess so. Sad face.

Let me save this self-proclaimed “high-IQer” (my quotes) some time and money.

I get how an automatic is quicker and gets better fuel mileage, but, at this level and with this type of car (a GT), does that really matter? A Vantage customer should have the option of stirring it himself. Screw the mileage and hand me my driving gloves!

Why is it getting to the point where I roll my eyes every time a new million dollar automobile is introduced?

Why do you people buy these heaps and subject yourselves to such suffering? What’s wrong with you?