I wonder how much money this guy’s daddy has?

Um, I doubt that the currents are terrible. That water is just dumped from the sky in to low-lying areas at this point. When the rivers crest later this week, that changes.

...he was created by the Children of the Forest through torture, but why now?

To be fair, the first (?) Three-eyed Raven did lead Bran there, but wanted to limit his vision - and Bran had no real reason to look into Jon’s legitimacy. It was shocking enough to learn that he was actually a Targaryen. If I was Bran, that would probably stopped me cold too.

Brilliant! Does the AV Club have a COTD?

Well, it’s not like he’s chairman of some kind of board. His is not a democracy. He’s the goddamned king, right? Or not? I mean, kings are kings by birth, not by vote - at least in the succession. Sure, if everyone in the line dies, it’s an election, but there are four in the line still alive.

This is an earthquake zone, right? what happens if the section of tunnel you’re in gets bookended by fault lines and you’re trapped?

I had a similar reaction the year that Davey Allison and Alan Kulwicki from NASCAR died. Racing just hasn’t been the same for me since. I suppose that I would race, but watching others and putting my heart into that is over.

Seeing as how the the Fitz and McCain have stealth characteristics, you can’t put a lot of blame on the merchant radar officers. With those characteristics, the Navy vessels would appear to be either smaller or further away than they actually were. This is an important fact to keep in mind when evaluating these…

Dissenting opinion:

I’m “girthy” too. Always have been. I’ve had 5 bikes (including the first Ninja and a Honda VFR). If I gave a shit about how I looked on one, I would have missed out on a whole lot of fun.

You are all so cute!

A lot darker - near black. I’d travel to see that.

Yep. You know, if Harley made a bobber with drag bars and real honest-to-God mid foot controls, I might bite. I despise forward controls and pull-backs or ape hangars.

Don’t worry - they’ll be back.

Maybe tows broken-down Alfas?

Well, it is consistent with the previous California-T. Continuity is a big deal in luxury marques.

Well then, can it climb a curb and park on someone’s lawn?

Silly man. Why are you bothering us with your “facts”? It’s a truck, it’s purty and it’s a diesel!

Drunk driving? I’ve been drunk. This is not that. This guy was comatose with flailing limbs. Florida Man deserves some kind of award for being able to even move while being this smashed.