A lot darker - near black. I’d travel to see that.

Yep. You know, if Harley made a bobber with drag bars and real honest-to-God mid foot controls, I might bite. I despise forward controls and pull-backs or ape hangars.

Don’t worry - they’ll be back.

Maybe tows broken-down Alfas?

Well, it is consistent with the previous California-T. Continuity is a big deal in luxury marques.

Well then, can it climb a curb and park on someone’s lawn?

Silly man. Why are you bothering us with your “facts”? It’s a truck, it’s purty and it’s a diesel!

Drunk driving? I’ve been drunk. This is not that. This guy was comatose with flailing limbs. Florida Man deserves some kind of award for being able to even move while being this smashed.

Pretty much *any* modern Nissan/Infiniti. I just don’t get the styling. The lines are all over the damned place and they bulge where they should swoop. They combine the worst of seasick French styling and Japanese anime goofiness. Having owned a pre-Renault 2001 Maxima with that borderline ass end, I was already on…

If we’re hating the driver and not the car, put BMW above the Prius. The Prius is outnumbered - bigly.

All 1st-Gen SHOs were manual. There was no auto option.

FCA ought to pull a Subaru and put everything under the Jeep brand with all-wheel drive standard on all models. Problem solved.

The Navy needs a radar phone app for their sailors and maybe some of those proximity button sensors that you see on luxobarge bumpers.

No doubt. Presidents have come and gone that all had weaknesses of some sort, but compensated with positive qualities which benefitted us as citizens. With this guy, I’m have trouble seeing any good qualities.

Oh no. Just...oh no.

...and there was civil war figure who ultimately saved as many confederate lives. Ironic, isn’t it?

There was no north. There was no south. There were patriots and traitors.

You don’t think that the finding of the grave of hundreds of your shipmates is an emotional thing? You are obviously not a sailor. Got news - it never gets old.

To me, the single best use for the G-Wagen is running over Russian peons.

Having owned the original 2nd Gen Honda Odyssey ATV, I can say for certain that rolling one was as much fun as blasting around in it. It was non-stop giggles.