FCA ought to pull a Subaru and put everything under the Jeep brand with all-wheel drive standard on all models. Problem solved.

...and there was civil war figure who ultimately saved as many confederate lives. Ironic, isn’t it?

There was no north. There was no south. There were patriots and traitors.

To me, the single best use for the G-Wagen is running over Russian peons.

Having owned the original 2nd Gen Honda Odyssey ATV, I can say for certain that rolling one was as much fun as blasting around in it. It was non-stop giggles.

Sorry, turdbreath. There are no good Nazis. There were a few bad leftists. Those are not equivalent.

It’s not about a warranty really. You can guaranty a car bumper to bumper, but it’s no good to me if it’s in the shop for 7 years. It’s also a major inconvenience to be forced to talk about it (on the phone) and arrange service when I should instead be enjoying it. That sucks all of the fun out of owning one.

Everything’s better with AC/DC.

Can you imagine what the director is going through? I mean, she did the stunt 4 times successfully. The director has to live with the words, “OK, lets do it one more time...”.

Man. I must be getting old. The only Ferraris that get me pumped anymore are the 458 and 488.

In red? Really? Isn’t that rubbing it in the face of a long-dead Enzo? It seem tasteless to me, even if red was one of the “official” colors.

Mmmmm. Easier to get to my emergency french fry...

My schadenfreude is enhanced by the knowledge that CarFax will prevent this turkey from offloading the (soon to be patched up) Roller. He is going to either take a huge loss in selling it or have to live with the fact that it’s now officially really used.

I concur.

I figure that they must be storing dead bodies on the trains themselves. That would explain why I feel like I’m attending a funeral whenever I ride the subway.

Fuckers just officially put my Porsche out of reach. I was sooo close too.

What if white supremacists marched and no one came? I mean...crickets.

“In this climate—in this day and age—that’s intolerable.”

Ok, can we now lighten up a bit on Mustang drivers?

I get you, but if I had Ferrari money, I’d get a second home and a Boxter.