Please re-read my first 7 words. Yes, I can be moronic at times, but I am rarely as rude as you seem to be. And you are actually guilty of the very thing that you accuse me of. What does that make you?

I can’t help but think that this cop was seriously questioning his career choice.

Here I go again.

Without the black roof, that blue is the same as typically driven by retired folks on Long Island.  

Put “11 Million” between Months and To.

A perfect example of being funniest when you’re not even trying.

Jesus, people, is you want a car with better practicality, get a damned station wagon/estate. They will have more room and you can retain your self respect.

I didn’t read all of the comments, but most seemed to have missed that this driver not only will lose this job, but may lose his license if he is diagnosed with some sort of chronic ailment like epilepsy.

The signs need a bottom section that reads:

Thank you! The A7 is the Kim Kardashian of hatchbax - a huge dumper set too low.

Holy hell. That is just plain awesome.

Oh sure - and Paul McCartney isn’t dead either.

LOfuckingL!

This is waay past bipolar. I’m bipolar and this is just fucking crazy. One might say schizoid with a heaping helping of paranoid narcissism.

Ah shit. Now they are going to shrink the engine bay and stuff in a turbocharged lump so you have to skin your knuckles to do any damned thing in there.

So what is this now - a spat between girlfriends or more smokescreen for Mueller to try to navigate?

Great analogy - better than you know. Both are Dutch. In the case of “da Bronx”, it was named after the Dutch farmer named Bronck who owned much of it. So Bronx is a contracted form of the possessive Bronck’s. So “The Bronck’s” seems a bit overdone, yes? That damned apostrophe is such a nuisance.

Damn, Tigger, you’re not supposed to take them all at once!

Sounds like one of those white gas plane-on-a string toys I used to have. And that was one tiny 2-stroke cylinder. Damn, those were the shit. Seemed to like crash a lot though, but that could have been the pilot.

A Strike Eagle once killed an Iraqi helicopter by dropping a laser guided bomb on it.