...but she’s so purty...

Serenity now!

Meanwhile, on the other side of the river where it’s just as illegal to have a phone in you hand while driving, the law is almost universally ignored as far as I can see. Keep in mind that I can’t see them all because “we” also ignore the window tint laws.

Extreme vetting? Pshaw! Fuck that. Let’s just beat each traveler black and blue until they can do what Donny Boy can’t - sing the National Anthem properly. Yeah, that’s the ticket. They wouldn’t resent that at all.

So, is the R-Type expected to self destruct early? Wonderful. I’d pay more not to have my car spew it’s guts, thanks.

Well, theoretically, each passenger had 15 Florida fleshbags to cushion him/her. The only ones at risk were those on the periphery.

French is bizarre, but it is consistent in its bizarreness.

Heh. Just beautiful. You are a poet, sir.

CH is a generous soul. He seems to find redeeming qualities in just about anything he drives. Here is is driving a twitchy 7-year old mad Japanese car and he seems to just love it. I guess the only way to get around that generosity and to the facts is to ask if he would buy one, isn’t it?

Wow, she’s so cute when she shoots me.

Now that is a reasonable argument, as opposed to shit like “We won, you lost!” and “He is your President, like it or not.”

Yeah, we should just do as you say. Life is too short to disagree.

Lets make this easy for you to understand:

I don’t think that Obama was ashamed to be an American. I believe that he was ashamed to be lumped in with the sort of American knucklehead who would elect a 4-year old moron narcissist robber baron to what used to be the most respected office on Earth.

One cylinder better. It’s a bit laggy, but gawd damn it’s entertaining.

And you can be reasonably certain that that press will initiate some sort of action. Touch screens suck.

Buzzkill!

I see what you tried there. What southerners lack, however, is humility. They could learn how to be proper xenophobes from the Japanese.

Those crafty Russians. Say what you will about them, but using the exhaust as a fire suppression system is just genius.

The brake dust is premedicated premeditated. He was trying to fly under the laser radar.