Red, red, RED! Love it! It’s a low profile (from the exterior) guilty pleasure. You ain’t getting a ticket for red seats and they sure beat the usual black, beige, gray, blah, blah offered by Honda.

When you only clear $5-6 after expenses as a contractor (and hence must finance your own health insurance, paid time off and both ends of unemployment insurance as well as worker’s comp and disability, you are probably making zero or less. To me, even without those, $5-6 an hour is a crime. What Uber has is desperate…

Imagine three healthy (fat) American kids and a good sized Labrador bouncing around a back seat unbelted for 2 hours every other week or so to visit relatives.

That opinion is so fine - until it’s your job next.

Four words: fuck Uber.

Brilliant. Farmers indeed! Also COTD-worthy.

...and the AMG Hammer wagon say “Nicht schlecht, junger Mann.” from 20 years ago.

I concur. All electric cars should make a noise like George Jetson’s flying car.

“Three teens and an elderly 27-year-old...”

So now I won’t be able to tell which sort of Grand Cherokee is riding my rear bumper? Oh yeah - it doesn’t matter cause they all do.

Yup, they stop being horny after mating season.

Believe it or not, lightning can strike upward. Look it up.

2nd Gear

Hahaha!

Baked penne is for girls!

I put dual horns in my Accord for $26. What a difference! That meep-meep shit is for weenies :D

Ah, I suspect that you have never had a bike. It really is great fun and a real committment when done properly - not unlike flying, skydiving or (ahem) auto racing. It’s risky, but nothing ventured, nothing gained. Like those habits, it’s not for old men like me, but I don’t regret a second of it despite my share of…

Remember that this is Texas. If a likely conservative judge lets someone off, its for what he considers a good reason. Perhaps he figured that his injuries qualified as “time served”.

Ever had road rash? Both of her arms were ground up with it. That’s both physically and emotionally scarring - especially for a woman. My guess is that her legs got burned too.