...and 100% of accidents are caused by some sort of either stupidity, negligence or bad attitude.

Uber is not a company. It’s an algorithm with a golfer as CEO. When self-driving cars and trucks are a reality, the algorithm will use their previous drivers as batteries until they can find new jobs.

Ditto! Not hard to find and depreciate faster than a pickup or SUV, making them affordable.

The way modern cars have all of the front lights jammed into one module, it makes sense to do more to make directionals more visible. When I am waiting at an intersection and unsure if a car coming down the road is gonna turn,  I find myself waiting until the last second to be certain that the blinker is actually on.…

Unless that thing is going to the Southwest, you get whack-a-mole rust. I know, I had one

Damn, that’s a shame and undeserved for Lambo owners.

You may want to reword that to “ships”. “Boat” almost universally refers to subs -at least in the western world. ;) Also, never call a ship a boat in polite Navy conversation. If you do, you will be asked to walk the plank.

...and I think I’m a good driver.

...and the VW driver surely gets quicker treatment for his stroke than he would had he suffered it at home.

Damn though...that color is da schitt.

Hell, if I had the funds, I’d buy it for the novelty alone. Maybe Porsche would be interested in a buyback.

Thinking that my 1981 Corolla SR5 could keep up with a gray market 1980 BMW 323i around a downhill, decreasing radius, off-camber blind curve that the BMW owner was intimately familiar with.

If Flynn needs a job, I’m sure that Comet Ping Pong could use someone with security experience.

I wonder how many “mechanics” are crushed by failing floor jacks.

When El Chapo’s away, the knuckleheads will play.

Uh-huh. Counseled and then promoted.

Honda Element. Reliable as Parisian condescension, great in shitty weather, safe and, believe it or not, a chick magnet. Insurance is likely cheap too. And when it’s time to move out cause you got busted for smoking dope, you can do it in one trip.  

Ever tried to select a cereal at the grocery store? Yeah, Ghosn has it right. The unwashed masses don’t want freedom of choice - they want freedom from it. He should snap up Lada before FCA does.

This reminds me of a chat with an F4 Phantom pilot. He said that’s it was a scary plane in more ways than one and handled like a flying door. They didn’t have guns initially, probably because they sucked at dogfighting.

For most of those who voted for Trump in order to get a tax break (those with actual brains, but no souls), this is where your tax savings disappears in a puff of smoke. Pay less to the government, pay even more to the government. Guess who gets the tariff money that you pay? It ain’t Mexico.