Keep ur fancy M3 and M4. There is nothing more fun than thrashing a CRX Si. And they didn’t break either. I T-boned a 7 inch high concrete median in the dark with mine and...nothing. Even if it did break, it cost beans to fix it.

If we are all chummy with Russia, why do we need to beef up the armed forces?

This is starting to feel like Half-Life 2, Episode 3.

Whatever this orangutan means for “us”, I could have easily done without it.

ARGH! It’s just a tall hatchback!

Me to/two/too!

This is why swear by the first gen CRX Si. You felt everything, including crazy torque steer. Damn, though, it was a real hoot holding on to that freaking wheel.

Imagine your children in the back waving to the 911 Turbo owner as you blow by him on the ‘Bahn.

One could say that the name says it all.

Looks like an airbag in the wheel. Are you sure you want a sternum splitter?

Stolen or *reported stolen*? First, why would anyone steal a Sentra? Secondly, why steal it and not chop-shop it? Third, why steal it and dump it in the river unless there is “someone” in the trunk?

Easy. Chevy Impala SS in white. People, including cops, will clear the road before you, thinking you to be On The Job.

Owned one and, if I could find fresh uncorroded quarter panels, would buy two again in a heartbeat.

The Orangina Generation!

Jesus, that’s a Code Brown for sure.

Easy money!

I’m sure that Danny Danger is going to get a real thrill at Rikers.

30s!

Well, they may not run over pedestrians, but if you get a large enough fuel tank, they could run on them.