Clearly this car delivery guy has a day job and just delivers cars on the side.

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

so you’re saying Tommy Maddox won’t be coming back to defend his MVP trophy?

They should take this opportunity to change their name to:

I wonder if he survived the ground?

Don Cherry should play the Mean Ass LSD Bespoke Santa who boots Ralphie down the slide.

Kessel is such a method actor...using that “Holiday Weight” look.

He’ll lead the league in steals, is what I’m saying.

+1 hurts doughnut

Samsies. I always try to tickle my opponents into submission, or if it’s a tough fight, I might unleash a titty twister until they tap out.

I live in the vicinity of Pittsburgh. Yeah, the locals and teams deserve all the scorn they get. Gotta admit though, driving into that city as you see the hills just open up to reveal that skyline is amazing.

I would agree, it has the best downtown/out-of-park view of any ballpark I’ve ever been to. Camden is still a close second, though for me it has the better playing-field view, probably the best in that class.

Taken maybe 5 years ago now. Pittsburgh has a beautiful skyline.

Because he went bowling, can I take a message?

He’s damn good.

Calling bullshit on this story. Girls don’t poop.

I thought tossing one off at the river was fairly common in Pittsburgh.

Nice to see that the Redskins found another use for the “add to cart” option after RG3 left.

“Yeah, but what happens when the trophy won’t touch you?!”