I’m unsure what that has to do with this topic.

Probably my single favorite dish when done right. 

Unless the dog is in the backseat, trucks are horrible for dogs. They might enjoy them, but they are very unsafe for them.

You’ve never had lomo saltado before?! You’re missing out!

You’re mom sounds kinda mean for not cooking your favorite dish for you, let alone even telling you how to make it. Weird. 

She gave me life and therefore owes me squat.

That’s “Ma’am” to you.

That’s kinda my point. 

95% of Home Depot customers want to steel scooter batteries? 

I have no building abilities, but that would be pretty awesome. 

Learning to remove the GPS is priority number one. Also, even thing, don’t bring anything to your house. Pay for self storage in cash or something. 

Because tool makers and sellers aren’t a menace to society.

I’m advocating for me and anyone else who’d like less germs on their napkins. 

Did I say I’d done it? Also, since I’d be doing it to rid the world of this menace, I would think that would make me an uncommon thief.

This deserves more stars!

I’m rooting for Scooter Remover despite their shitty practices. 

Yeah, I’ve been wanting to buy tools to quickly take them apart and steal the batteries . . . . 

Did I lock it up properly or just leave it in the middle of the sidewalk for anyone to trip over?

Sure, but preventing unfairness to the last user would be easy: All you need to do is record the time that the last user stopped using it (applying power for thrust) and where it was located at that time. But then again GPS isn’t accurate enough to determine where it was exactly, especially not in a city. On the other…

I think I might donate to these guys’ legal fund. Yeah it’s likely illegal, but not any less ethical than what these scooter companies are doing.

Two nights ago I was pondering the idea of doing something similar, but instead of giving back the scooters it’s be more cover and more illegal: we’d snatch them, remove the…