Why would anyone go to Canada? 

That wouldn’t be ironic. Please read the Wikipedia page on irony.

Put baby on back, then game until it finally falls asleep. If you’re like most of us, you already have shitty posture anyway.

Being forced to live with that many people in one small apartment couldn’t have helped whatever else led to this. Yay American capitalism! 

Is the highschool’s mascot a Wolf? Otherwise, WTF is a “Double Wolf Dare”? What’s wrong with Double Dog Dare? 

Yeah, you’re wrong on this one Elizabeth. It might not be the best looking supercar, but it’s still damn good looking. 

That’s just mashed avocado. Come on Kate, you know better!

Looks like one flavor is still in McDonald’s but under the Minute Maid brand. 

It’s 121hp combined?! Bah. I was excited by the spec sheet until I read your post further. Definitely not going to make this my next car.

Reparations for Native Americans is needed even more.

As a fellow pasty white guy, you have a point about it being hard to figure out exactly who gets reparations and how much. However, your language here is rather reflective of some ingrained racism and I think you should check yourself.

As a former law student, I think law students talk about law school a lot, not themselves specifically, and the reason is because they generally have nothing else going on in their lives, especially their first year.

I just don’t like pictures that much, lol. I barely go on IG. I’ve had and deleted Snapchat twice. My best friend from college loves Snapchat because he’s a cop and it’s unbelievably helpful for his specific job.

Oh, woops.

Which USC?

I worked at McDonald’s for my first job back in ‘03 or ‘04. I don’t remember anything called Fruitopia at the time. Anyway, my favorite thing to do was make the soft serve cones as tall as possible. Only worked there for one summer. Surprisingly clean place. Hardest part about the job was the boredom and taking out…

The period goes inside the quote. Same with commas. Only exclamation points and question marks go outside, and that is only if they are not part of the quote.

Snapchat is definitely not just to people you know. 

He will use the best words. Only the finest words available. 

Ewww, no, fuck IG too. Fuck Snapchat too. Kill it all with fire.

I only use it to send angry Tweets at companies - mostly airlines and airports. So yeah, I’d be fine with this. Then again, where else will I express my rage?