So here’s my tiny pleasure: Every morning I pour myself a cup of hot cocoa powder, add in a splash of milk (or any other similar liquid, dairy or non), and I don’t stir it. I get to watch the beautiful clumpy, grainy pattern swim through my cocoa, and don’t need to worry about how many days in a row I’ve used that…

No.

I am both shocked and appalled.

Honestly, I do these anyway.... (except for the milk in tea part.. but certainly I have added honey. (NEVER clank the china.. that way lays madness.. and my great grandmother would have already boomeranged a slipper at me)

That’s OK.

Difference being, he’s not the boss of the waiter. Meaning he doesn’t have authority over them and doesn’t pay them a wage. The US system is fucked up, sure, that’s not the issue here. But he’s not docking their pay, he’s giving them less of a tip. A tip that is explicitly for service rendered. If the service rendered…

Can we get a new series, Ask the Rude Negro? Dropping that word count really saves me some time in the mornings.

Is it okay if I’m out with a group but don’t want to order anything? 

You’re correct.

Dag you missed the entire point of the scorpion story. The scorpion stings the frog when they are halfway across the river. The frogs turns to the scorpion and says “Why would you do that, now we both going to drown “, the scorpion shrugs and says “Its just my nature”. The point is the frog foolishly believed the…

I don’t think you understand how your face works.

I don’t think you understand how nerves work.

Hot take not done.

“Negotiate like a man”? A real man’s got actual responsibilities and precious little time to shoot the shit with the likes of you.

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Dude, elsewhere in the business world competitive bids are sent, deals are negotiated, and contracts are signed for many many millions of dollars all via email. Why should buying a car be any different.

“Negotiate like a man” - you win the steak knives.

Coming into the dealership is why people go online. No one has all damn day to “negotiate like a man” at 7 dealerships to get the price they are looking for. A test drive plus dealing with a sales manager and getting a 4square sheet made is 1 to 1.5 hours minimum. If i can send an email and get a good price without…

“I says to him, ‘Whoa, easy there doc, why don’t you take me out to dinner first!’ and he says, ‘I can’t. That would be an NCAA rules violation.’”

she slammed him so hard it broke the space-time continuum