I saw a BMW with its turn signal on once.

This will be a tough sell over the vastly superior CT6

A beige Camry. Drive normally and you are literally invisible to police.

(Apropos to nothing, but for reference:)

C-130, a medium/large cargo transport:

Didn’t the S80 use a Yamaha engine? Sounds so mean.

Someone up higher said SLC because of its grid system. Well, you should try driving in Phoenix. It uses the same grid system, with roads that are just as wide, if not wider. Only one half of the city is pictured above, the other half is exactly the same. And, its a metro area with over 7 million people. Accident on…

And we all know how Ford feels (felt?) about Jews...

You didn’t mention the area where it has huge benefits. When you tune a forced induction engine you will tune it for more boost pressure typically. This is usually done specifically for premium gasoline. A tune designed for 93 octane, and in some cases 25-50% more boost will have a very significant increase on engine…

My son was a part of a theatre program at a large city public high school here in the US. When gay marriage was legalized, his teacher invited students who had studied with him and had gone on to graduate to come to his wedding. Turn out was huge and it was an amazing conglomeration of diversity all the way around.…

I object. Fake vents are great for covering up a hole you made in a wall. The landlord / buyer will never know the difference.

I believe “Cube Pubes” is the preferred nomenclature.

This is actually closer to functional than any of the blocked air vents. It may be un-necessary, but its a far cry from the most ridiculous car design cue.

At least he only lost a tooth - if he’d roughed up Mr. Underwood you might get a Louisville slugger to both headlights.

“In and around this perplexing time, I dazedly chose or hired the companionship of unsavory and insipid types. Regardless of their saltless reputations, I always led with condoms and honesty when it came to my condition. Sadly my truth soon became their treason, as a deluge of blackmail and extortion took center stage…

There has to be someone affiliated with Deadspin that can pull off the mannerisms and affectations of an adolescent attendee.

Am I doing this right? -

Looks gold and white to me

Couldn’t resist the temptation of low-hanging fruit :D

Prius.