Actually, parking backwards is statistically significantly safer for everyone involved, reason being you’re not potentially reversing out into the the unknown as you back up, your vision obstructed until most of the car is out of the spot. Many large corporations encourage employees to park backwards for this very…

Would you rather have 1930s hot rod fenders like we see above, or this:

Oh, look at that. Someone actually complementing the new Camaro.

I like the top. With the top up, they did a good job keeping the lines from the coupe mostly undisturbed, and with the top down, it still looks very svelte. No major bulge or heavy-looking rear like on some other convertibles.

I had this one. Do you know how hard it was to play back in 1981?

I don’t have kids, but this was a staple for us growing up.

How about that a California duster is safe to use. Those damn things do nothing but drag dirt across your paint.

... that you can use Armor-all on everything.

That you can use Armor All on leather.

Narrator: In fact, George, Sr. had snuck out of the attic and gone to a local Ford dealership.

Car prices are rising with inflation.

Yo, listen up here’s a story, about a little guy that lives in a yellow world.

The Mustang. Went from this:

Confused about the seemingly opposed body hair preferences here.

11. Embraces hair loss/graying.

45. Writes self serving humblebrag posts on Jezebel and shows wife all the stars he got because he’s an awesome feminist.

What the fuck are “Stamps?"

Its like Dave Grohl and Jamiroquai had a baby.

This is me when I’m on with DirecTV and the DVR is screwing up...

There’s always this as an alternative: