Its like Dave Grohl and Jamiroquai had a baby.

This is me when I’m on with DirecTV and the DVR is screwing up...

There’s always this as an alternative:

You have the right to remain silent....

Don’t forget delusional.

Were Mustang drivers ever cool or were they always conceited ignoramuses?

No, it’s just a Mustang owner.

After 14 years, you believe your mustang will really be worth more than 20k? Unless Caroll Shelby himself left a DNA-verifiable snot rocket on your dash, I'm thinking this is impossible.

Red, White, and Blue Camaro logo!

It has a ghost driver!!!

“Lets make a pickup truck that’s faster than a Ferrari...” - GMC Syclone

“Lol. I figured its owner would run it into a tree without my help.”

Auto Dimming Headlights (highbeam to lowbeam)

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

If I’m punching someone in the head and that’s his reaction...that’s the point that I stop throwing punches and walk away...cause that’s a fight I ain’t winning.

I'm nominating the Chevy SS. They're a little pricey right now, but like the G8 GXPs, they will hold their value VERY well.

Desktop technician here. I get the same thing all the time.

I work in IT and we get those all the time, crap like "ever since you gave me that new phone, my printer does not work". Things that, as you said, have absolutely nothing to do with each other.

The Lincoln continental flying spur? The most blatant design rip off since Ford stole the Aston grill?