Or you can always go ...

That girl has some killer calves. Sorry, I'm a leg man....

I need more coffee. I read that headline completely wrong on the first take.

GMC Syclone

I've always wanted my car to look like a bass boat.

"Every word you and I know, and probably more" !

Officer: "The fine will be in the mail"

And people complain about the current Camaro's trunk opening size.

notice how she looks away as she pumps, good form, you don't want to catch it in the eye

Sir Edmund Hillary wasn't supposed to be the first person to drive to the South Pole (itself only the third expedition to get there at all). He and his crew were supposed to drive Ferguson tractors near to the pole and support a different expedition. But then Hillary got bored and drove there anyway. If that's not the…

Last time I was with her, she swallowed.

Does it have a salty after taste that sometimes tastes like garlic or even pineapple?

I own one of the first Camaro SS's built and with 60k miles on it now I can say this is a non issue. You REALLY have to make an effort for this to happen. As in sitting way too close to the wheel with your legs scrunched up. Or continually kneeing the key on purpose.

you jerks I'm at work!

WestJet is too cool for school.

Looks much better with this color. Actually anything other than silver would be better IMO. Why do they even make silver Camaros? It's like the boring sedan color.