Cavaliers Champions
Indians Runner-up
Browns 0-10

The Browns, keeping Cleveland humble since 1999

Opening Three tabs was required just to watch a fucking browns clip. Are you kidding me?

Can anyone hear/read the word “thrice” and not immediately think of Monty Burns’ batting instructions?

Counterpoint: sometimes it’s reassuring when the teams you’re expecting to lose meet expectations.

You realize that cooling towers strictly release non-radioactive water vapor, yes?

Fair enough. There are so many other people I can direct my anger towards right now. You get a pass.

Uh, that’s so much cleaner than so many other energy sources.

Steam? Those are nuclear reactors. They don’t really have an impact unless they explode.

Nuclear is the clear option in leu of fossil fuels, you thermodynamic dunce.

If everyone would stop yelling we could finish taking bets on how long until the first assassination attempt.

And people wonder why Trump was elected - it’s because a shit ton of people evidently have the free time to stage a protest that will have zero effect on anything.

It’s over, though. Like, not over the way 2000 was “over.” It’s really over. He won.

I think people are lying to pollsters just to fuck with them. I feel a high level of confidence Trump supporters would enjoy doing this.

ELITE ARM STRENGTH

I am obviously a moron -- it’s TWO minutes and fifteen seconds.

“Ever vacuum a kid? They laugh when you do it on the belly.”

That would be something that you can’t unsee and ruins the movie ONLY IF SOMEONE TOLD YOU ABOUT IT.

Seriously. besides Seahawks fans, who doesn’t like that clip? I despise the Patriots as much as the next guy, but I love watching it

I watch this like people shoot heroin.