This is a show for scum: produced and populated by scum, and consumed by scum. We are a scummy nation that murders innocents around the world every day, and then occupy ourselves in the most scummy ways to avoid the fact that we have devolved into a despicable, shallow, deeply immoral society.

Spilo is a pig. I’m only shocked he didn’t get caught up in metoo accusations sooner, fucking Ari Gold wannabe motherfucker.

They’re also hard to breed because they’re assholes. 

Ain’t no party like a Methodist party, because the Methodists do not party.

Oh god. I once had a newspaper job that included answering phones at night from high school coaches around the metro area who read out their box score to me as I transcribed — football, basketball, baseball. Agate, what a treat.

I absolutely hate it, but in the end I think it’s worth it for the integrity of the party.

Well played, Deadspin. The suits can fucking suck it.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Fixed! 

Your take is that a man most of us mistake for Michael McDonald and was saved from being yacht rock by Chevy car commercials is top 40 but Bruce Springsteen who’s songs were covered by the number 1 musician on the same list is the most overrated musician of all time. Username checks out.

They land on mattresses. It’s fine.

Citing the Whiskey Rebellion when discussing modern military action is really going to make people take you seriously.

If any country was going to have a twin-scored goal...

Man that’s some pretty ignorant shit

What lesson should they have learned from Spellman?  That people have mental health issues?   

They could remake the Final Countdown.