A young boy named Mitch McConnell died of polio in 1944 and this evilfuckshitdemon came up from hell to destroy humanity and took the kid’s body.

Yup. When I saw the drama unfold on twitter, I saw Ktown and thought “yeah, that makes sense”

I haven’t parked there in a while, but I hear they’ve cracked down on lawn parking so it couldn’t have gotten better.

Forget it, Jake. It’s Koreatown.

They only use it for a handful of turf races, but the hillside start at Santa Anita is a little different, yeah. Its downhill, it has a slight right turn, and it has to cross the outer dirt track to access the grass.
It is real dirt though. SoCal racetracks experimentation with synthetic tracks didn’t pan out, they…

“the gift card makes us look like assholes”

No, Dave, the giftcard makes you look cheap. Its the targeted harrassment that makes you an asshole.

I got as far as your take on Bohemian Rhapsody and immediately had to comment because, man, that’s got to be the worst best pic nominee I’ve lived to see and I’m glad I’m not the only one hating it.

Okay, now I can read the rest.

Hotter and greasier does sound good. I should revisit all the taco places, for science.

If you really want a fast food taco instead of the awesome street taco truck you definitely just passed on your way to a fast food joint - and Taco Bell, Del Taco, and Burger King are all closed - then Jack in the Crack is there for you.

I think pizza and fast food is normal for college championships. We had the same thing when my flag football team took down my university’s Residence Hall Association Championship in 1995.

Thank you. I missed the presidential address last night so I’m glad someone posted this version of the entire speech with only inaccuracies removed.

Seriously. And don’t forget, Bush was famous for wearing out Secret Service agents trying to keep up with him on his mountain bike in 100 degree Texas heat. Dude could ride hard for hours.

Meanwhile Trump’s fitness level is “guy that stands on airport moving walkway.”

No way Trump dodges a shoe. He doesn’t have the reflexes. Jabba the Hut has a better chance of dodging a shoe. Trump is a sitting duck for a Florsheim Facial.

Gee, what possible reason would firefighters have to push a tank of gas away from a fire?

I figure its okay to be lonely, its better than hanging out with shitty people.

I have no friends and desperately need some, but I certainly wouldn’t be friends with these clowns.

What ever happened to innocent until proven guilty? It’s a scary time for straight white male douchebags in America.

Sadly that was probably the best play of Kevin White’s career.

Uttering “Fake News” was all I needed to determine his guilt.

They didn’t choose frat life, the frat life chose them.

Thank god. I was just saying the other day, this country simply can not defend itself any more unless we get a giant cannon.