In a game of phone tag, who is the winner? The one who finally answers the phone, or the one who makes the call leading to a conversation?

HOW MUCH IS BIG CHEMO PAYING YOU TO PUSH THESE LIES??

Poor thing. It’ll be dead by Spring Break.

Keep in mind that use just her allegation. I know Spirit is like the lowest of airlines and hasnt done anything to earn my trust, but neither has monster who stood in a shitter looking into her hamster’s eyes before hitting the flusher.

Carnival Tank.

This would be a great spot to promote a kinja deal on noise cancelling headphones.

She’s got a lifetime record of supporting women of color.

Exactly. I guess getting to the third paragraph was too much for some readers.
As you pointed out, this is not a patrol vehicle. There are plenty of assignments this makes sense for, like the examples you gave and many more. Special events, parades, pro sports games, security at awards show, holiday celebrations, etc.
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My bananas always rip open when I try to separate one from the bunch. Are Aussie bananas just stronger?

What about hooker-client confidentiality?

I can think of some good acoustic versions, but what keep coming to mind are covers. Nirvana’s cover of Man Who Sold the World. Johnny Cash’s “Hurt”, which even Trent Reznor prefers to the original.
But if we’re talking acoustic versions of their own songs, its mostly a disappointment, although they may be out there.…

I’m cool with that.

A year and change into his first term in office, it’s still honestly kind of hard to tell why Donald Trump ran for president.

She’s already the Queen, why would she want to be President?

This was my jam when I was 6.

Half-swede here. That guy is a dick.

Gonna complain about the power outlets when you get there, too? This is fact of international travel that shouldn’t surprise anyone.

I filled out a short form at home, attached a photo I took and printed myself, and dropped it in the mail. Got my passport in two weeks.

I refuse to read this and I hope someone hits this Logan guy with a truck.